Shindand Again

My next big trip was a flight on a Bell Helicopter from Camp Stone to Shindand Air Base. It is about a 50 kilometer drive. Since that's roughly as the crow flies, it must have been a 50 kilometer flight because this Byrd flew. In addition to the uncommon event that occurred by flying this morning, another particularly odd event occurred as well. On this morning in the dining facility I passed a man named Byrd. I stopped him and said the most unimaginative thing a creative person can, "I'm a Byrd, too." A few hours later, when signing the manifest for the helicopter ride I noticed that an earlier flight had also had a man named Byrd. Could have been the same Byrd, but I'll call it two. After eating dinner at the Shindand Far East Dining Facility I passed a soldier, a Private First Class, also named Byrd. So on the day I took my first helicopter ride in a sitting position, it was a day for the Byrds.

My previous helicopter ride was one at Fort Polk during a training exercise. I had received a mock injury and rode in an M113, and a HMMWV ambulances and was about to be transported in a Blackhawk ambulance.The medics informed me that when the bird landed I would be the last put on. For those that know, this means that I am the most seriously wounded. Last on, first off. Two medics covered my face and body as the Blackhawk came down in a sandy pit of Louisiana soil. As soon as the sand blasting had begun, my liter was picked up and I was unceremoniously thrown onto the helicopter which immediately took off. No seatbelts, no strapping down, no other casualties.

As I began to notice my surroundings, I noticed that we weren't moving. A very difficult feat in a helicopter. Not the failure to move, the difficult feat is to tell you aren't moving. At my head and slightly to my left was a window so I turned as much as I could to look out. As I did, a Soviet Hind meandered into view firing blanks. It seems that with the enemy in the area there was only time to throw the most critically injured on board and the bird take off without moving through the air to minimize the chance of it getting "hit" by enemy fire.

Shortly, the Soviet craft left the area and we continued on our way to the hospital. As the familiar red cross on the tent appeared I began humming Suicide is Painless and continued my training experience of landing and being treated.

Flash forward to Shindand, Afghanistan and the only way to further connect my two rides was to purchase all eleven seasons and the original Academy Award Winning movie M*A*S*H for a half a C note. Why it isn't called an L note I'll never know.

On the flight down I took a few pictures and some video. Helicopter flights are much closer to the ground than the airlines and as a result you get a much better sense of the terrain. We were flying about 500 feet in the air, but there were times when the hills came up and we were much closer to the ground. The meandering road that connects Herat and Shindand was to our east and in sight through most of the flight.

The mountains around Camp Stone and the main road are much smaller than they appear from the confines of Stone. Of course, growing up in a town where the highest point above sea level is across the street in your Uncle Jimmy's yard at 25 feet many molehills appear to be mountains. The previously described mountains and valleys within valleys and mountains is still accurate, but the color scheme is more vibrant.

The colors still aren't the green of vegetation, granite gray, or snow-covered white of the mountains I am most familiar with. Brown still rules the day. Brown, with dark red, light tans, dark tans, khaki colors in bands and patterns that are remarkably similar from hilltop to hilltop. Some of it is sand and soil that covers rock that occasionally peeks through. A few hills even have schist-like layers of sedimentary rocks that appear to have been pushed by some geologic upheaval of long ago as if the very earth of Afghanistan has been war-torn too.

As we fly, we go over buildings and compounds. Some are occupied, some are not, some are decayed. More than a few are abandoned completely. Not just a single building here or there. Entire groups of abandoned buildings consisting of walls, doors, windows, and fences without roofs, people, or other appurtenances appear along our flight path. Round wells or entrances to some hidden kareezs remained visible but roofless, lifeless, dead. Some are barely covered in windblown sand, others have drifts as high as half a wall high. One former building site was so covered in sand that the only way I could tell it was previously occupied was because the shapes of the dunes were unnaturally manmade. But no man remained. No marks of man remained.

Speaking of the marks of man, there are tire tracks all around. Some are clearly on roads, some through wadis. You can tell some obstacles because the tire tracks concentrate on one point and take off again on the other side of  ditch or fence. Sometimes the path appears to just be one lone set of tracks crossing open and empty plains. It is hard to tell if they are single tracks or well-worn ruts but for every field with tracks there are ten without a single mark of inhabitants. And then an abandoned village appears.

One of the most interesting aspects are the water features. I've tried to take pictures of some and I have described some but from the 500 foot vantage point it hits me clearly. The vegetation, the green colored rocks, the water, and the villages all form an image that exactly matches the way mold and algae grow in stagnant, slow-moving streams. The water, the land, the view is moldy.

When I typed this I was in a transient billeting tent. The wooden floor is raised off of the gravel field in which it sits. A plastic-like canvas covers plywood. The arched dome of the tent ripples with the wind. It is air-conditioned with a flexible canvas plenum unlike any I've ever seen in the States but one I've seen plenty of in Afghanistan. There are ten bunk beds in this tent, with two more male tents and three female tents across the gravel. In it there are seven men of which three are sleeping and three besides me doing something on a computer.

The wind in Shindand is incessant. For the last month it has been in what is called the 120 Days. It is 120 days of stiff winds, sometimes reaching 70 miles per hour. At times it is hard to walk because it feels the wind will take you with it. The old, rickety bunk bed on which I lay shook when the wind blew because of the tent and floor moving. It was almost like being on a boat except the pauses between rocking is longer. And no waves slapping against the hull or salt air.

The real problem with my entry on this day is that someone complimented my writing. I didn't feel I could write because knowing someone complimented my writing makes me feel like I have to perform. There is an expectation of quality now needed. It is like speaking in tongues, when you try to do it you can sound right, but it isn't the same. And yet, I typed anyway. Without feeling particularly inspired. Wanting to be particularly inspired. Scared to write and scared not to. Oh what a tangled web we weave when we first practice to entertain.

Well, I woke up and flew back to Camp Stone. When we flew down the helicopters had been flying for several hours so they came in hot, hovered, then landed. We loaded our bags, jumped on, and took off. The return flight was the first flight of the day so we loaded up and then the pilots fired up the engines. It was a weird experience to say the least.

Hearing protection is required in the cabin, so everything around you is muffled, but the sound of your own voice, or swallowing is magnified. Looking around the cabin, I noticed that of the eight  passengers and three crew, all of us have some form of facial hair. Two look like they just didn’t shave, one guy had a beard that ZZ Top would be proud of, two had mutton-chop mustaches. We were all wearing body armor and Kevlar helmet and had something stuck in our ears, headphones, earphones, or ear plugs. The engine warmed up and after about 10 minutes began to slow down The pitch change was dramatic. Another five minutes and it picked up again, not long after we took off.

I had a helicopter pilot one time give me a lengthy and very poetic description of what a helicopter is. Basically it all boiled down to several things that were concentrated around an oil leak in the center where the rotor was. When the engine starts up, the whole cabin feels like it is moving not just side to side, but around in a small circle. Once it gets going, it does shake predominantly just side to side. It feels like you’re moving, then without realizing it, the shaking side to side stops. It’s still vibrating, but not left to right, just like you’re too close to a very powerful motor that’s running hard. That’s when you look out and see that you aren’t on the ground.

On this morning we took off and flew to the far side of the compound and landed again. One thing I have neglected to mention is that there are compounds within compounds. There are more compounds than a third grade English class. Almost as many run-ons, too. After a short wait, we moved up to and then along the runway. Seemed odd since we never touched the runway, but for clearing the air spaces that surround the runway it makes sense. On the way out, I noticed the American flag flying proudly over the Soviet made tower, Stalin should be rolling over in his grave.

Another interesting thing about helicopter flight is that unlike airplanes, where you are both thrown back into your seats and notice the floor sharply angle up, there is no such warning for helicopters in normal, non-defensive, flight. If you didn’t look out the window you may never realize you left.

On the way back, I began to notice things. I am becoming accustomed to the geography between Camp Stone and Shindand a bit. I noticed where Edraskan would be as it appeared, then closer to home, I could see the familiar shapes appearing from the mountains to our north and west. My touring of Afghanistan is beginning to match my knowledge of touring the US.

In order to fly on these chartered flights, we have to be on the manifest early, like 24 to 72 hours early. So, our name and information is already on a list. Then when we show up to fly, we sign a list with name, rank or grade, where we’re coming from, where we’re going, how much our bags weigh, and how much we weigh with our body armor. Then once we board we sign another list, this time with name, rank, coming, going, and last four digits of our social security number. I suspect this is to make it easy on the coroner in the event of an accident. When we landed there was one more list to sign. This one included a column for reason to visit Camp Stone. Without much thought but great ado I listed: Home.

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Heart of Herat

Today I had an opportunity to travel into the heart of Herat. We had some visitors from Virginia working on a dormitory for Herat University fly in for just a few hours to see the site and I was able to hitch a ride to see it as well. This wasn't just because it's good to be the king, but I was better able to pitch our office's ability to oversee the eventual construction of the facility. So yes, I went because I'm the boss and I could.

While riding around in body armor and Kevlar helmet in an up-armored SUV is not getting old (yet) it is becoming something I can expect. As you may imagine, it isn't comfortable. The windows, obviously, don't roll down, and while they up sized lots of parts (suspension, transmission, etc.) I don't think they increased the climate control much. Something you notice in the back at 100+ Fahrenheit even if the dashboard thermometer is in Celsius. The seats may be after-market, but they still leave something to be desired, not uncomfortable, but you don't fall asleep real easy either. There is limited visibility from the back seat, and I always have to sit in the back. This isn't a complaint, I just see less and have to turn my head (in a Kevlar helmet) more.

An unintended side effect happens once we're at the site. When we stop the driver stays in the vehicle, but the other team members get out and secure the site. Imagine any TV or movie where a pair of armed police or soldiers cover one another in almost exaggerated movements. Now change the pistols for rifles and put the snazzy dressed cops in military garb. Don't forget to load the medic down with rounds (I swear he has at least 300 rounds on him at any given minute). Now you have it, except it is more fluid, graceful, and less stupid looking. Once the site is secure, someone opens my door for me. I keep telling them when I get home and go to the grocery store I'll be waiting for my wife to come around and open the door.

Our driver lives in Herat, not far from where we drive. Several of our local national workers do. I always kind of wonder what he thinks. To him this is just like his commute in to work, and yet we go armed to the teeth in armored vehicles. Even he has an AK-47 in the vehicle with him. So, he wakes up, drives down to Camp Stone, gets dressed in armor, grabs a rifle, and drives back home.

One of the things I hate is the fact that by the time I see something through the window it is too late to take a picture of it. I travel around a lot with my iPhone ready to take pictures, but still miss several things I would love to share. Lucky for you, I'm a dangerously overeducated writer.

Along the way there are people in cars, on motorcycles, on zarangs, on bicycles and on foot. All over. This is a vibrant city full of life and activity. Yes, it is a war zone, yes there are suicide bombers somewhere among the masses of people (and yes, they don't operate often around this area). There are IEDs found along the road often. My security team keeps up with these things and adjusts my plans accordingly so I am safe, but those are things that are out there.

And yet, children go to school. Old men sit on the corner drinking chai tea and watching the world whiz by. I would love to compare their conversations to those had at corner stores in urban or rural America. No doubt they are similar. Businessmen hurry along with briefcases, kids with backpacks, families travel together, groups of like minded people, vendors push their wares, or just stand in their shops. Swinging gates provide glimpses into cloistered courtyards and private parking lots crammed with dirty, banged up, old cars, trucks, and motorcycles. Shop doors are swung wide open and inviting. There are strip malls and convenience stores. They don't say Circle K or Outlet Store, some are in English so I know. My security team points out landmarks, the Texan points and says, "That's Herat's Best Buy." The driver says, "Over here is a high school." There's the Governor's mansion.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but I've wasted 749 to get to this one.

We passed a small ferris wheel. It had four seats, each 90 degrees from each other. It stood about 2.5 meters high. It is made of steel tubes but they are well worn. Dirty, dusty, not painted, at least not a color that's recognizable. The seats have no padding I can see. A man in a scarf and loose white robes turns the handle that manually operates the ride. As it enters my limited field of vision, a young boy, maybe 6 or 7 years old is riding from the 10 o'clock position to noon. He holds on to the sides of the seat bucket. Is he smiling? I can't tell. Before I can notice more he is gone.

Another fleeting scene of life that won't be duplicated. In a country ravaged by war, constant battles over and over since time immemorial. But a youngster had a chance to ride a street ride. His parents took the time for him to have some fun. Pleasant memories are built one small mind at a time.

For my part I recalled a ride on a merry-go-round many many years ago. I was maybe six or seven. I never noticed the cars go by.

A young boy had a scary yet thrilling ride on a portable ferris wheel and one grown man felt a connection for a fleeting second with a spot of life far from his comfort zone yet close to his heart and mind.

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La Capece L'Inglese

A few years back I decided that I would like to learn a foreign language and that language was Italian. I don't know why, maybe it was to better order food at Olive Garden. My problem was that the first thing I learned was to say Eo non-compisto L'Italiano, la capece L'Inglese (if I can't speak it, you really don't think I can write it). Once I learned that I decided I knew everything I needed to know in Italian. Flash forward to last week. I ran into some Italians holding the door to the dining facility. I regaled them with my excellent grasp, albeit with proper Southern drawl, of the Italian language. I nailed it. They knew what I was saying. Neither of us understood the rest of our conversation and we waved our hands a lot. I've noticed that other countries talk a lot less than we do. Or maybe it's just their communications with us. Either way, the waiters at the Olive Garden understood less than the guys at the door.

Flash forward again, this time to a few days ago. Jack, a Scottish contractor, came by with an Englishman named Sean. After one sentence I knew Sean was English and not Scottish so I asked where he was from. It was a town named D something that Jack described as down south. Dawlish, Dartmouth, Darlington, something like that. Sean said it was practically france. This caused me to sit back and say, "Wow! You practically just said this to him." And proceeded to show him my first two fingers in a V sign with my palm towards me. The British equivalent of the American middle finger. Well rounded person that I am I can drive in 3 languages because I can show my social finger(s) in the US, Great Britain, france, and Afghanistan. This humourous gesture quickly got me into a familiar ease with these guys and we laughed about it a great deal.

That brings us to today. Today I ran into my Security Liason Team leader, Patrick from Newcastle. Having already earned his respect by talking of bringing coals into his hometown (no, not really, he's smarter than that but I'm the client so he lets me think that) I relayed the story of Jack and Sean's visit to him. As I got to the offending gesture he laughed. The others at the table had no clue, but there was more. The best is yet to come. I left him by saying, "Well, that's all the English I know."

Cerebral humour.

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Head Games

Back in 2010, I made a last-minute trip to San Francisco. It was a training trip, and for those few who followed me on Twitter at the time there was some live-tweeting of the trip that had to be at least somewhat amusing to those not laughing along with me. In fact, this trip was one I mentioned in one of my very first blog posts. At one point I commented about a day in which I had used a high-flush velocity, a low-flush velocity, and a waterless urinal. A veritable trifecta of sanitation and highlight for any civil engineer. Septically speaking, my journeys in the Middle East thus far have provided a similar treasure trove of outhouse nuggets.

The first comment after exploring my hotel room in Dubai, was that I couldn't plug anything in, flush the toilet, or speak with the staff. It made me feel so American. Since then, I have seen toilets with flush handles, push buttons mounted on the tank, the tank lid, the wall, split between small and large flushes, pull-flushing devices, and European flushing toilets. While I have seen Eastern toilets I have not tried them. That position is daunting for a Westerner even without the wonderment of how rocks can be used in lieu of paper.

So the point is that I have seen a plethora of toilets, so many that I have not once found myself in search of relief in any location not set up specifically and designed for the purpose. Perhaps not such an important point for most, but as someone who has gone in/on some odd places, and as the grandson of a man who peed off his front porch one last time the day he passed away, this is a matter of great importance--I have not yet said while zipping my pants "Piss on Afghanistan."

I hope that my blog is entertaining to some, but I write first for myself. Not all my ramblings are of class or full of literary merit. Some of them flat-out stink and are pure crap.

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And as an update, I originally wrote this 3 weeks ago, still no pissing on Afghanistan.

Shindand Air Base

Father's Day was my first real trip outside the wire. Technically, each flight since landing in Bagram was a trip, but not really, those were all above the wire. The short jaunt from Camp Arenas to Camp Stone was an outside the wire trip, but it was a part of my arrival. Those trips were to this trip what my previous journeys outside the United States were to this journey--pale comparisons. Prior to the week before, my only journeys outside the United States were a pair of visits to British Columbia in the early and mid nineties. Canada is a different place and yet, not completely different. They use the metric system and talk with a different accent. Their money feels like monopoly money to a first time visitor, but since they speak English it is close to home. Traveling anywhere was different before 2001, there was no Passport ID Card to use for traveling to our neighboring countries. You just stopped at the border, told them you had no alcohol, tobacco, or guns and kept on driving. You just drove different because the speed limit was kilometers per hour instead of miles.

It started as all my trips will, with a security brief detailing what we were going to do, how we would do it, recent activities in the area, and our route. Part of the trip was eliminated due to risks. I keep saying that this area is the safest place I can be in, but it is all relative. My security teams are there to keep me safe though. It is their job to jump at every shadow so that I don't have to worry about that and can concentrate on my job of constructing buildings, roads, and infrastructure.

After we put on our body armor and helmet, we got into the up-armored SUV and headed out. In many ways this makes you feel uncomfortable.All together it is about 40 pounds of gear, the vehicle windows do not roll down, it is effectively sealed from the outside. Part of our briefing told us that in the event the vehicle was disabled we were not to get out because even if it cannot move it is still a safe zone. Another vehicle will come alongside us and signal when they will open the door and drag us out to throw us into the other ride. Uncomfortable, but safe.

My previous descriptions of the geography have not changed much after seeing it up close with one exception. The tufts of vegetation are everywhere. It is hard to imagine that this is really a desert because there are trees, bushes, weeds, and grass all over. Previously I mentioned that the bushes looked brown like the ground until they became concentrated in the draws. As we drove I noticed that there are actually green-tinted rocks particularly in the intermittent streambeds and wadis so the ground literally is green.

Along the way we passed through a few towns. There were herds of goats, oxen, donkeys, and farmers. I saw huge piles of grasses. I'm not sure if it was wheat, but they were a bit misshapen, not the uniform masses of crops we see from the automated farming equipment in the States. Later on I saw why. I witnessed men using scythes to harvest the wheat. There were a few women and children following behind at some distance which made me think of the biblical stories of gleaning after harvesting.

Every 15 to 20 kilometers there were gas stations. They weren't Circle K and they weren't Jr. Food Marts. Most did not have a canopy over the pumps but most of them did have white, decorative buildings. This stands out from the rest because the two main building colors are brown and yellow. There were a few compounds that contained fancy buildings, one had an overabundance of glass in it, but along the way mud huts ruled the day.

Some huts were walls without a roof, some had flat roofs, a lot of them had a sort of domed roof but they were all covered or made of mud. The buildings we are constructing are made of concrete masonry units, what we call cinder blocks. They make the blocks on the job site, and after they build the wall they plaster over both the inside and outside. Once that is cured they paint them all yellow. There is no color scheme, no architectural renderings, no color book of choices. Just yellow. Old and new buildings alike.

Just before we reached Shindand there was an old Soviet outpost. It was just off the road and set in a thicket of trees. The buildings were low, single story, and made of stone. Everywhere there are walls, fences, whatever you might like to call them. Mostly mud, some brick, a few with iron fencing on the top, very few like the wall around this Soviet post were made of stone. It was like looking into a ghost town of an outpost.

Abandoned Soviet Outpost near Shindand Air base
Abandoned Soviet Outpost near Shindand Air base

Shindand is another old Soviet air base like Bagram. Most all of the work we are doing there is repairing or replacing things that the Soviets made during their occupation. A few of the buildings were made of stone, but those that weren't are yellow.

One of the things that is done at Shindand is flight training. Both fixed wing and rotary aircraft. It seems ironic that we would be teaching flight here because of why we came here in the first place.

While driving around the runway I saw a Reaper Drone taxiing, a contingent of Soviet helicopters, some planes that looked like Cessnas with a Soviet paint scheme, and one pilot-in-training bounce into a three-point landing. In some ways it reminded me of one of my recent flights in which the pilot bounced the 737 off the runway before final touchdown.

In addition to a mosque, I also drove around an old Soviet boneyard. I've been told they're all over, but since this is the first "sight-seeing" I was able to do it was fascinating to see burned out Antov aircraft, husks of Yak, Sukov, and MiG aircraft interspersed with BMP bodies, tank treads, utility trucks of unknown manufacture, scrap steel and tanks for oil, gas, water, or who knows what else.

Burned out Antov (I think)
Burned out Antov (I think)

Some of the job sites we visited were on the air base, but not all. Those projects still outside the wire, even though they may be inside a stone or Hesco wall we constructed the security was not by hard and fast military troops from NATO. I have been on many job sites in my career. Some as a peon, some as a surveyor, some as an engineer, some as a representative of the owner, some as the head man's right hand guy, and some as the head man. For these projects I am the head of the construction management team so very much I'm the Boss. However, my inspection of the project was a secondary concern to the project engineer's inspection of the project. He is the guy that knows the ins and outs of the job. Where things are, where they're supposed to be. He knows what issues the contractor has had in the past and what issues are likely to appear in the future. So while my own curiosity and desire to know what is going on will be quenched, we don't take these trips just to get out and see the countryside. We go so the project engineer can see what he needs to in order to be able to oversee the contract.

This was the first time I felt like I was in an envelope. The security team was around us, to the front, rear and sides. Not so close that you were claustrophobic, but close enough that within a few seconds they could be on me like white on rice. If something bad were to happen I get treated like a rag doll because they will put me where they need me to keep me safe. My mental image keeps going back to March of 1981 when the Secret Service threw President Reagan into his limo. Reagan was yelling at them telling them they had broken his ribs. Of course later on we learned that it wasn't his ribs but a bullet but the point is the same. If something bad happens, I will be thrown into a safe place even if it pisses me off that I've been thrown around. My safety trumps my comfort to these guys. I am the client. It is very much like having body guards because, put simply, they are my bodyguards.

Having the team around me, close but not interfering was surreal. As we walked from building to building, the vehicles hovered close by as well. Before entering a building a security team ensured it was clear. These guys were the jumpy ones expecting to be surprised so I did not have to worry about it.

Herd of goats trumps up-armored SUV
Herd of goats trumps up-armored SUV

On the way back, I fell asleep. Nodding off on a road trip is not a truly notable event but I mention it here because I felt safe. There were no worries. I had seen the security teams in action and they are good at what they do. One time I woke up and saw the largest herd of goats that any in the vehicle had ever seen, even our Afghan driver. There must have been 300 goats just mosying across the road. We had to stop because they paid us no mind. In their world, we were the intruder. We were the thing not like everything else. We were the part that didn't belong.

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Quick Note

Just a quick note to tell y'all what's going on. I had to come down to Kandahar for a few days and haven't had much conncectivity for my MacBook (plenty for the work stuff, though). Anyway, I have a great t-shirt that celebrates Kandahar's World Famous Poo Pond and many more posts as soon as I get back to the Afghanistan Riviera that is Herat. There was an incident here at Kandahar that delayed my entry and it was fascinating to hear not only the different stories about what happened in country, but in the news media as well. Short story long, I'm okay and ready to get back at it.

FOB Hopping Part 2

This is the continuation of the next leg of my journey from Kandahar to Herat. It was a very long day.

Since I needed to return to the terminal in a mere four hours, I told my escort that the MWR Day Room was plenty sufficient for me rather than a bedroom. The Morale Welfare and Recreation area has phones, computers, pool table, large screen televisions, books, movies, etc. The kitchen has soft drinks, juice, snacks of all kinds and the ever-present water bottles. Lying on the couch dozing and scrounging for snacks to eat reminds me of my early college days. Being unable to find a spoon I ate a bowl of cereal with a fork and had flashbacks of my days at the University of South Alabama.

There was no sleep and I proclaim Helmand to be the fly capital of Afghanistan. I’m sure others may offer up other potential contestants, but there were more flies in Helmand than I would have ever imagined. At one point I wondered if they were my connecting flight.

Similar to my air path crisscrossing the country, I traveled from the west side of the runway back to the east side of the runway to check in at the terminal. After a passport and baggage check, I headed for the waiting area alone. As I sat down I noticed a football game on, clearly it’s a rerun, but from when I don’t know. The Rams and the Patriots Super Bowl edited in such a way that the commercials and extemporaneous commenting and fumbling between plays is eliminated. This is followed by an entire soccer match from 1999 that was  a tie between Liverpool and Manchester United (David Beckham in his prime) in a mere 10 minutes. If all soccer games cut to the chase like that it would be more popular in the US.

Eventually a guy comes into the room and in a thick Arabian accent says, “Herat.” Maybe it was Persian accent, I can't tell a difference yet. Anyway, I didn’t catch it at first, but I stumbled to my feet and grabbed my bag. He said something else with Herat in it and I blindly nodded my head yes then followed him out to a bus.

It was a big bus, but there was no one aboard. Except for me. I found myself sitting alone in a vehicle in a combat zone.Before I could fear anything else the driver and another employee boarded and we were underway. It isn’t far before I began to think that I didn't  know these dark-skinned people of unknown country origin. I was aboard a non-military vehicle en route to somewhere blindly hoping that these are the guys I was supposed to be with.

We approached a 100% ID Checkpoint along the same road that leads back to the west side of the runway I had recently departed. Doubling back my path, again, again. I felt safer having shown the guard my CAC, because while he may not remember me, someone knows where I’ve gone to. Another stop on the tarmac and another wait. This time I started talking to the Sri Lankan driver. We only understood parts of what we each were saying, but I got that he is trying to reach America. And also that he loves George Bush for his role in what is happening all around us. A non-American loving George Bush.

We spoke about the Indian vehicles all around us, Tata is the make. He showed disrespect for India. Some things always come through no matter what the language. Also showing was his hatred of the British. I've noticed that most former colonies cannot stand the British. His view is that the United States gives Great Britain all its power and authority. So now I have gone from fear of having been kidnapped to discussing politics in a few short minutes.

Eventually the other four passengers showed up for a quick trip across the taxiway and we boarded the small plane. It was a small plane.

In addition to having gotten spoiled traveling in America, it has been some time since I have been on a puddle jumper. This 20 passenger plane had no bathroom and every seat is both an aisle and window seat. In fact, it wasn’t difficult to reach out and touch both sides of the plane when standing in the narrow aisle. Each time the twin turbo props are revved higher the plane shakes more and you swear that you are moving. Only to find out you aren’t.

Afghanistan is a beautiful ugly place. There is more vegetation than I imagined, though it isn’t plush by any means. Traveling the width and breadth of the country has revealed that it is incredibly similar no matter where you are.

The mountains are brown. Not green, granite gray, or snow-covered like mountains everywhere else. Brown. Accentuated by shades of brown and dots of brown that sometimes grow in number to become green. Wadis sometimes filled with a brownish-white sand scar the landscape. Boulders show where torrential downpour shifted great quantities of material downhill.Intermittent streams can be seen, but how long has there been water in them cannot be determined. At a minimum it has been a long while.

The valleys and mountains are filled with mountains and valleys. Sheer cliffs appear, deserted desert. Where the wadis turn into intermittent streams you can see some small areas of civilization but not many. Large pockets of brown elevation changes abound.

A lifetime ago in my career I made several circuits of professional conferences speaking about the Genesis of Transportation Development. The main point was that as engineers we do not design and build for man. We design and build for vehicles. Our cities were founded on the banks of rivers and coasts. To move away we built canals. That being insufficient we began railroads and developed along the steel rails. As the interstate came through we again shifted our focus to developing at interchanges. Bigger, faster, more efficient systems continue to fail the micro view of the transportation system that the user has. We increase our street width and complain about speeders. We eliminate sidewalks and long for neighbor interaction, we make huge cul de sacs because our garbage trucks can’t turn around in smaller areas. layman user who doesn’t understand levels of service, setback, width restrictions, or limitations except for the fact that they do. While the layman cannot put their fingers on why they like one development over another, proper attention placed on these areas makes it so that the layman doesn’t know why he feels at home, he just does.

Without a doubt, Afghanistan clearly shows signs of my former thesis. Confluences of rivers, real or imaginary, are the source of developed cities. It will be quite some time before they have to worry about the rest of it. A point that is not appreciated in Afghanistan by most almost the same as the fact that few recognize the significance of having fountains in Las Vegas.

Eventually the plane landed and another confusing game of “where should I be” is played at the terminal in Herat. This is complicated by the fact that I am lugging around a duffel bag and a carry on bag as well as body armor that weighs close to 40 kilograms combined. I happily do not make the conversion because it would only be heavier if I knew it in pounds. Shortly, the guy I last asked where should I go approached me and asked if I had found my way. By this time he had another American in tow helping him find his way, only his way was leading to me. My ride had arrived.

We had landed at Camp Arenas. I will live at Camp Stone. They are not connected. As I donned the 18 kilogram armor I am again glad I didn’t convert to pounds I asked how far Stone was but my driver thankfully didn’t bother with kilometers. Approximately 2 miles buffer them. The two guys tasked with safely moving me from point A to point B and they are imposing. Former military service and hired by a private security firm, they are good at what they do.

As we left the compound in our Kevlar helmets and I shrank into the seat as much as I could. Since I could barely reach the seatbelt behind me, I quickly gave up on my connector and buckled it into the connector for the other side of the car. As my head inside the Kevlar brushes the roof, I realize my shrinking isn’t effective. It is more like when I try to open my eyes wider but really only move my eyebrows further away. The driver began cussing someone standing in the middle of the street. Not because he was begging for water, but because it is a security threat and that is what he tracks. The passenger was talking on a radio and as another vehicle passes I realized we are not alone. Watching the street on the left we are about to turn onto I saw cars coming from both directions and pedestrians not moving on both sides. Now I was seeing security threats, but the “not alone” part was our second vehicle. They took the lead and despite updates of the situational background, the trip was uneventful.

As we approach the Afghanistan National Army compound that does adjoin ours, the driver cussed the need to be searched. Some time back a DEA vehicle went for maintenance off-post and returned only to blow up due to a bomb planted at the oil change location. Our vehicles are never left alone and have maintenance done on the FOB so it is not the same, however, procedure is procedure sometimes. As we exited the vehicle I noticed the map pocket of the door contains two grenades. I felt comfortable.

They introduced me to the other team, one is a medic. The guy you want to have but don’t want to see in action. He and my driver are armed to the teeth with no fewer than six 30-round magazines strapped just to their chests. The other guys are optimists with a mere three. I suspect that there are more, just not visible. I have never in my life seen a medic so well fortified with weaponry.

After the search we got back in and I noticed, the door of this vehicle is heavy. Heavier than any Toyota door I’ve ever felt. Heavier than most Ford truck doors. I commented to them and was told it is an up-armored SUV. Shortly after while waving my hands to talk I hit the glass. It doesn’t roll down, and it ain’t safety glass. A warm glow emanated from the window. Not hot so much as devoid of coolness. Reminding me of when asked how the body armor felt after I tried it on, I said uncomfortable, but safe.

Finally, after six days of flying, six flights, multiple bus, van and both armored and un-armored SUVs, lugging around 40 kilos of gear and not much sleep I have arrived.

Camp Stone, Herat, Afghanistan. My temporary home.

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FOB Hopping Part 1

The next leg of my journey was one long day. I have split it into two posts.

The day of the 11th started as any other would. I hopped out of bed, read my daily bible verses, then stepped outside onto the porch to sit in the shade and write. The cool morning was not the stifling 108 degree heat of the day before. Truly the calm before the storm.

Breakfast was at the Cambridge Dining Facility. I’ve often said that you don’t see many fat Brits simply because their food is not the tastiest or the greatest. But my British Breakfast was the best I've had in several days. The eggs were runny but the bacon was thick and chewy. It was almost like a slab of ham.

After finding out the night before that my space available flight was canceled I needed to find another way to Herat. After finding out that the flight is canceled more often than it is flown I was told that they had requested a civilian flight for me. A day full of meetings, briefings, and a Luxembourg lunch and I was given an itinerary that looked challenging. My flight from Kandahar would leave at 2300 and I would get to Camp Bastion in Helmand at 0215. Another flight at 1015 Wednesday would take me the remaining way to Herat. It was some time before I really paid attention to the times and when I realized that was over three hours of flying time something was wrong. Helmand is not three hours by air from Kandahar. Some sleuthing around revealed that my flight would be two legs, back to Bagram and then to Camp Bastion in Helmand.

A pleasant side effect of my travels is that I have seen the width and breadth of Afghanistan. It has taken me the better part of four decades to see 60% of the United States. Over the course of four days I have seen 75% of Afghanistan.

This trip has been unlike any I have made in quite a while. I am familiar with knowing where I am and what I’m doing. I may never have been somewhere, but I know how to navigate the path. Others remain largely unaware of how I accomplish the mission of movement. Here, not so much. Not only have others known more about what I was doing, there have been times when I was completely ignorant of how to navigate the path or what would happen next. This is extremely uncomfortable territory for someone like me.

Remembering Jamal’s words in Dubai, I regained some of my typical travel swagger. As I checked in, I asked the ticketing guy if there was dinner with the flight. His quizzical look told me he didn’t catch the joke. I explained I was kidding and received a half-hearted nod of understanding. Again, typical American, when I don’t fully understand someone talking in a language I don’t understand I sometimes just acknowledge and fake understanding. The typical American part is that I never expect others to do the same to me. One last attempt with the ticket guy brought success. I told him that he had sprung the first joke. He stopped what he was doing and looked at me with quizzically, so I explained, “You have an Apple logo on your Acer computer.” This elicited the desired laugh. Three guys with little common language shared the universal tongue of enjoyment.

There was never a doubt that this entire trip would be anything else but a trip through a Third World country, but the Third World Nation status is readily apparent when flying. Many of these procedures have run together at this point. Sometimes they take my identification, they always look at my passport, I have yet to receive a Visa stamp from Afghanistan. Sometimes they scan my bag, sometimes they scan me, sometimes they let the American skip the metal detectors (was I profiled?), definitely not the TSA here.

Both commercial airlines were well run and well staffed though I couldn’t help but recall a description of Inshallah Air. The planes are predominantly well used craft that have been ridden hard and put away wet before they joined their current fleets. The exteriors have peeling pain on the fuselage and rust on the engine exhausts. The interiors are worn, not torn or shabby, but they show their age like a wrinkled octogenarian.

There is little material handling equipment in evidence. There is no baggage claim in the terminal, no conveyor belts that whisk away your bags after they’re checked or return them to you after you’ve landed. You place them on the oversized scale, wonder what 35 KG means, then haul them either to the loading truck or if you want safety they sometimes screen the bags, too. Not always, there are no frisking TSA Agents, no naked body scanners, and indeed few metal detectors at all. At one point I was halfway through the scanner when an Australian hollered, “Wait!” Being used to TSA Agents who wear the badge as symbols of power I immediately stopped and backtracked while I watched him turn the scanner on. On the other side of the baggage x-ray machine, I again picked up my bags and headed to the next checkpoint. This is a Third World terminal.

A ratty bus or beat up van takes us directly onto the taxiway where we climb aboard the old-fashioned gantryway to enter the plane. I say old-fashioned because while you see one from time to time in the States you rarely ever see one in use. For the flight to Bagram there is one other gentleman and I getting on the plane. Without thinking, I walk past the curtain and take a seat only to have a flight attendant tell me that I can sit up front. “First Class” on Inshallah Air is not much different from Economy. The seats are about the same size though there is a bit more legroom. The middle seats of both sets of seats have the lower pads pulled down to reveal a small tray table. The headrests are covered with colorful and durable vinyl slip covers velcroed to the top of the seat cushion emblazoned with the company logo. Those in Economy have a similar monochromed white covering of a hybrid paper product similar to the paper they put on the tables of doctor offices.

The drink service is before the flight when an attendant offers room temperature water or if lucky juice. Some interesting bitter crackers packaged in Dubai were offered me in “First Class” that were surprisingly good. Or perhaps it was just that I was hungry and this was my in flight meal. The flight attendant came to me personally and covered the seat belt, the oxygen mask and the location of my life-vest. The seat pocket contained no Sky Mall or airline magazine. Only a safety card for the 737-400 on which we were travelling. I take the lack of barf bag to be a sign of optimism on the part of the airline, but the reality is that it is probably the most Inshallah part of the travel experience.

We left Kandahar late, which in turn meant that we were able to leave Bagram at the same time we were scheduled to land in Helmand. There is no simple way to call ahead or text mostly because I don’t know who will be at the terminal to meet me. Make no mistake, this is why airports are called terminals.

Upon landing we proceed to taxi past hangars, some permanent but mostly temporary. C130s, F16s, and drones of various sizes are silhouetted outside or beautifully lit inside canvas backed huts. There are rows of helicopters of all makes, models, and nationalities American and Soviet craft sit together like James Meredith after his first week of classes. No fanfare or cameras, no media swarm, just a pairing that seems odd only to the person who notices differences.

After de-planing, about two dozen of us line up beside the plane just off the gantry and wait for our corporate host. He leads us into a hangar and calls for CAC Card holders to one side. This redundant phrase is more oft-repeated than the ear-grating irregardless. It bothers me that my computer’s spell check does not view that as a misspelling, but the use has become so widespread that it is believed to be correct in some circles. I once joked of the triple whammy, “Put your PIN Number to your CAC Card into the ATM Machine” but had to stop when I received stares because others simply didn’t get the joke. The Common Access Card is the ID card of the modern American military, serviceman, civilian employees, and contractors at times. It is a treasure trove of information both physically visible, magnetically and UPC labeled on the card and for added layers of security there is also a smart chip embedded. This is a device which is to be constantly under our control.

Except when traveling Inshallah Air.

It seems that I am the only one arriving in for the first time, everyone else is returning from R&R and seem to be Marines. As the lone wolf, the guy who has collected our CACs sends me inside where I am directed to avoid the careful screening process and find myself on the other side of the line. Cleared. Free to depart. With no clue where.

A second employee appears and asks where I’m headed, about which time LTC Conklin appears from nowhere. I can’t say familiar face because I’ve never met him, but familiar name. The unknown employee says that the CAC Holding Guy will return in a minute, but that he isn’t someone known to him. The first time I left my CAC with the airline I was nervous. We aren’t supposed to leave these in our computers when we leave the room and we aren’t supposed to leave them hanging on our lanyards when we go downtown for lunch or business. It is to be under our control at all times, yet it has been frequently in others hands while I’ve traveled the Afghan Skies.

After a brief search he turns up and my card is returned followed by a brisk jaunt to an SUV for the ride to the compound. Along the way I see triple rolls of concertina wire on both sides of the street as well as ditches and embankments that are clearly there to frustrate potential enemies. I’m reminded of fortresses of old and of my welcome upon landing in Bagram.

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Kandahar, Too

Today I received a map of a detour for closed road on Kandahar Air Base. While it isn't the detour route that is notable, what I got out of the map is that All American Blvd meets up with Louisiana Rd at the Pooh Pond.Why do I think that is funny?