Byrdmouse is a devoted husband and father that says what's on his mind even if no one else agrees with him.

In fact, especially if no one else agrees with him


So my beard may be getting a little on the full side. I'm again starting to look a little like Yukon Jack (the handlebars help of course). At the Boardwalk two nights ago when I ordered a pepperoni pizza the cashier said, with a serious face, "Our pepperoni has pork in it."

As you may imagine, my response was delivered with equally straight face, "It better. I also like pork in my bacon and also in my ham."

Being a member of the Tactical Beard Owner's Club must make me look like a non pork eater.